Meet Suck It! Jerky and Pickles

“Be Smart, Be Safe and Don’t Suck” is the motto I used to raise my two boys Hayden and Hunter.  This started when I coached their Little League baseball games, and I heard all the parents yelling coaching advice to their children (keep your elbow up, drive the ball to left field, keep your eye on the ball)
I would tell my boys “Just don’t Suck, or if you are going to suck, suck less than everybody else”. This moto has proved to serve them well as both of my sons have graduated from college and are successful young business men.

I have always had a love for cooking, trying new recipes, catering parties, and spent multiple years in the food services industry as a career.  I began making jerky and pickles as hobby and to fulfill Christmas gifts for friends and family.  The Christmas gifts began to get lots of attention, my friends encouraged me that I could sell these items.  I thought they were nuts….

Jessica signed me up for a local farmers market in March of 2019, I was terrified but began cooking and preparing to get ready for Opening Day of May 3, 2019.  We had a host of our friends around us that early Saturday morning, we were set up and ready to go with only 5 products and by the end of the market we were sold out of almost everything.  This is where it all began.  Since that early May morning, we have continued to participate in many local farmers markets, local school events, large Christmas events, and are in stores nationwide.  We recently opened our own kitchen and storefront in October of 2021 in Old Town Keller.

Today we currently make over 30 products that we sell in our store.  I am focused on using high quality meat and vegetables.  No chemicals, no preservatives, no food coloring.  Drying meats and using Himalayan salt are natural methods of preserving food.  Everything that goes into my food, you have in your kitchen and it is important to me that you can read every ingredient on the label. Food that Doesn’t Suck!


Why Everybody Loves Our Jerky and Pickles


NO Sugars are used in ANY of our products


NO Preservatives are used in ANY of our products


NO Chemicals are used in ANY of our products


Flavors in ALL of our products


You won’t find anything like!


Our products are “Crave-able” and addicting

Purchase Jerky and Pickles Online

Hot Pickles (32oz)

A zesty medley of cucumbers, red onions, garlic, dill, jalapeños, and mini bell peppers with a kick of heat.  Great with a cheese and cracker tray or on your favorite sandwich.

Pickled Asparagus


A crisp zesty snack that is low carb and no sugar.  These are great in salads and a nice addition to a bloody mary or charcuterie board.

Pickled Mushrooms


Pickled Mushrooms are great on a charcuterie board, straight out the jar with a fork, or to cook with.

Candied Jalapeños


If you know you know candied jalapeno.  A delightful combination of sweet and heat. A great addition to a brisket sandwich or served with cream cheese for a quick appetizer. 

Pickled Okra


Pickled Okra!  Crisp and zesty.  Great as a snack or a garnish to a charcuterie board or a bloody mary.

Pickled Green Beans


Green Beans, onion, garlic, and jalapeños.  These are a great crunchy healthy snack or add them to your Bloody Mary!!!

Pickled Sugar Snap Peas (16 oz)

Stringless sugar snap peas, onion, garlic, and jalapeños.  These are a great crunchy healthy snack, add them to your salad or eat them right out of the jar.

Pickled Cauliflower (32oz)

Not your grandma’s pickled cauliflower.  It is made with cauliflower florets, red onion, jalapeños, and garlic. It is also great in a pasta salad or eating it straight out of the jar with a fork.

Pickled Broccoli (32oz)


Do not knock until you have tried it – It is surprisingly good. Made with broccoli florets, red onion, jalapeños, and garlic.  This is great in a pasta salad or to top of your bloody mary.

Pickles (32oz)

A zesty medley of cucumbers, red onions, garlic, dill, jalapeños, and mini bell peppers.  Great with a cheese and cracker tray or on your favorite sandwich.

Hot Sauce

This is a smoked cayenne pepper sauce made with garlic, cayenne, and paprika.  This sauce is great on breakfast tacos, bbq, and any time you need a little kick.

How To Make An Order?

  • 1. Select your snack

  • 2. Add it to the shopping cart

  • 3. Complete the checkout form

  • 4. Enter desired shipping address

  • 5. Receive your order & enjoy!

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Keller, Texas 76248

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